What’s this? A moderately aesthetic website?

“Man, that Jengerer has certainly changed,“ I can hear you utter. “The invertebrate stooge went and cashed in his Times New Roman and manually written HTML page chips for a decent home page. Indeed, our world is a truly dismal thing… a dreary landscape bereft of any principles or moral fiber. If there be such a place as heaven, its monarchs have plainly and unlovingly cast us from their cares.” In response, I nervously insist that you relax with the hyperbole, man, because it’s just a god damn website and you’re being extremely irrational about it.